
Artist: Shop Assistants
Album: Something To Do 7", Shopping Parade 7", I Don't Want To Be Friends With You 7", Safety Net 7", Here It Comes 7", Big E Power 7"
Release: 1985-1990
Label: Villa21, Subway Organization, Blue Guitar, 53rd & 3rd, Avalanche
Tracklist:
Something To Do 7" (Villa21 Records, 1985):
1. Something To Do
2. Dreaming Backwards
Shopping Parade 7" (Subway Organization, 1986):
1. All Day Long
2. Switzerland
3. All That Ever Mattered
4. It's Up To You
I Don't Want To Be Friends With You 7" (Blue Guitar Records, 1986):
1. I Don't Want To Be Friends With You
2. Looking Back
Safety Net 7" (53rd & 3rd Records, 1986)
1. Safety Net
2. Almost Made It
3. Somewhere In China
Here It Comes 7" (Avalanche Records, 1989)
1. Here It Comes
2. I'd Rather Be With You
Big E Power 7" (Avalanche Records, 1990)
1. Big E Power
2. One More Time
Edinburgh, Scotland's Shop Assistants were one of the pioneers of the indie pop movement in the U.K., being featured on the legendary NME C86 compilation tape and LP. Over the course of their existence, this jangly pop band released only one full-length, self-titled album and a slew of amazing singles, wound up one of the least successful bands to actually chart in the U.K. album charts, and managed to break up twice. Quite the history!
Their aforementioned album is certainly the main place to go experience what this band was about, as it is both their definite work and is relatively easy to find. However, the singles released by this band rival that work and are much harder to find in both physical and digital form, so I've decided to help out with the latter and post every 7" I had by this amazing band, which includes all but one rare split 7" with the Chesterf!elds as part of The Legend zine. If anyone has mp3s of this (or even a physical copy!,) they should definitely shoot the blog an email.
Anyway, these singles start with the raw and unfledged Something To Do from 1985, which bears quite the resemblance to the Pastels (whose Stephen Pastel produced and contributed backup vocals.) It features Aggi on vocals (yes, the one from "Throw Aggi Off The Bridge" by Black Tambourine) and is some of their least original work, but is still extremely catchy. Aggi departed soon thereafter and was replaced by Alex Taylor.
The band's next three 7" releases are from their peak, with some of these songs ending up on their legendary LP. "I Don't Want To Be Friends With You" is one of their catchiest and best songs, while "All Day Long" was apparently Morrissey's favorite single of the 1986. Whatever the Moz says goes, people.
After the commercial failure of their sole album, the band broke up in 1987, only to reform in 1989 with bassist Sarah Kneale taking over vocal duties from Alex, who had formed The Motorcycle Boy. While it may have seemed like a bad idea to start again, the singles that came from this lineup, Here It Comes and Big E Power, are actually both quite excellent, with the b-side of Big E Power, "One More Time," actually being my favorite Shop Assistants song, as blasphemous as that may sound. Unfortunately, however, they broke up yet again, this time for good, leaving behind a consistently excellent recorded output.
There isn't really much more that needs be said about this legendary band. This is some of the best indie pop to ever be created and the band deserved to have more than its full-length be heard. Also, pop singles are practically the easiest thing to digest, so you have no excuses!
-Adam
















