Artist: Eunuch
Album: Self Titled 7"
Release: 2010
Label: Self Released
Tracklist:
1. Stillborn
2. Human Waste
3. Moral Law
4. Past Life
5. Carcasses
6. The Archer
Skull servitude in the most supreme manner. Eunuch was a short-lived Boston band who masterfully summoned the raw power of first wave powerviolence, drawing in every ounce of hatred and contempt for society while avoiding all the silly gimmicks more commonly shown by shitty revivalists such as [your band here] or any number of other bands with completely terrible names.
Album: Self Titled 7"
Release: 2010
Label: Self Released
Tracklist:
1. Stillborn
2. Human Waste
3. Moral Law
4. Past Life
5. Carcasses
6. The Archer
Skull servitude in the most supreme manner. Eunuch was a short-lived Boston band who masterfully summoned the raw power of first wave powerviolence, drawing in every ounce of hatred and contempt for society while avoiding all the silly gimmicks more commonly shown by shitty revivalists such as [your band here] or any number of other bands with completely terrible names.
Delivered here are six crushing, bass-driven kicks to the face. The "guitarist" never plays a single chord or note, instead opting to mangle the strings and neck while tweaking nobs to create a wall of disgusting feedback, which masterfully compliments the deranged vocalist spewing venom and spite.
If all of this wasn't enough to entice you, Eunuch contains members of Libyans and General Interest.
Positively negative.
Download Here (Link fixed!)
To Buy, email/paypal loobiecore@gmail.com
-Evander Holywar
Positively negative.
Download Here (Link fixed!)
To Buy, email/paypal loobiecore@gmail.com
-Evander Holywar
34 comments:
there's something wrong with the download link
Link doesn't work.
Seems to be an error with the download (something about the server being unavailable). Not sure if this is temporary or not...
Hey y'all, thanks for the heads up. I think it's mediafire being a pain. I'll check in the morning to see if it's still not working and fix it!
Sorry for the inconvienance,
Adam
Hi there!
I discovered your blog while searching for reliable downloads for the awesome band Moscow Olympics.Great great job!
Please please continue to deliver good music thru your posts. =)
Easily my favorite 7" of the year.
I agree this and Vile Gash 7" are my two favorites so far.
-Evander Holywar
so glad this poster is back
arent these "mysterious"bands the ones operating with a gimmick?
having a stupid band name doesnt seem like much of a gimmick to me.
There is nothing mysterious about Eunuch. They put their names on the record, they print their lyrics, they toured, they even have a goddamn myspace page. Eunuch was just an incredible band executed by four incredible individuals.
hate on loser.
-Evander Holywar
i will never download anything this faggot poseur posts on this blog based solely upon this asinine write up. "hate on, loser".
Evander Holywar,
I'm not sure who just posted the comment you responded to, but you appear to be the hater, my friend. I will shamelessly admit that i get fucking angry when i read comments like yours about my band. Gimmick? Are you 17 years old or do you just not have enough to do with hardcore to understand what the hell you're talking about?
It is true that there's not much you can argue with when someone says that your band sucks, but when it comes to mindless garbage shit-talk like this from some jerk who only exists on the internet as far as i can tell, I am more than willing to have a word or two with you regarding it. I don't appreciate people like you being able to say completely unwarranted things about my band and get away with it scott free.
johnhoffman@mchsi.com
Thanks,
John (W.N.)
this rules
limited records shaped like Nachos seem pretty gimmicky to me. Sorry I don't like your band. I'm sure you wouldn't care for mine either.
-Evander Holywar
Furthermore, in regards to this sentence "I don't appreciate people like you being able to say completely unwarranted things about my band and get away with it scott free."
1.) It is scot-free, not scott free. Learn your language.
2.) Freedom of fucking speech man.
-Evander Holywar
I thought maybe i misspelled that...oh well. Pretty irrelevant to anything being discussed here.
I don't know what band you're in but I have always stayed away from talking shit that I can't back up. We made a limited record for our friends and sold it at one show...one time. This is really the only reason you have for calling us not only a gimmick, but a "shitty revivalist"?
You are bashing something I put a lot of time and effort into, as well as something I feel I've been sincere about since Day 1. The things you're saying go far beyond whether or not you like us or not. They're actual false statements and you have no real reasoning behind them.
Why wouldn't I say something about that? It genuinely pisses me off to read bullshit like this. I can handle an opinion when that's all it is. You are just full of shit.
John
Also, do we know each other? What on Earth would cause you to assume I don't care for your band? Do you have any clue what my personal tastes are?
In case you're stumbling with that one, the answer is "no, you have no fucking clue what my personal tastes and you also have no basis for assuming what they are either."
weekend nachos is a gay name for a band and all the members are probably faggots.
- henry garfield.
To your corners!
Well, the one good thing to come out of this e-fight is the super high download count for the 7". Go Eunuch!
-Adam
Evander Holywar collects Weekend Nachos records. Everything he says in reviews is utter bullshit. Don't get so uppity.
all i remember about the one time i saw weekend nachos was that the singer kept calling everyone in the crowd pussies. tough guy shit doesn't impress me.
I had a very similar experience when seeing Weekend Nachos live. The singer was a perfect example of little man complex. acting super tough talking shit. I was bored. walked outside. The fact that this dude got so pissed about someone who reviews music not liking his band makes them all the more laughable. and Evander is right, it's a fucking retarded name.
Hate to be a middle school teacher here, but let's focus on the Eunuch 7" and not whether or not we like Weekend Nachos!
-Adam
Adam is right. Eunuch fucking rules! More Evander post more often please!
in regards to the "tough guy" comments...
I am a little man WITHOUT a little man complex. Some people may get that vibe and...i don't know what to say to that. I would never willingly attempt to pull off a "tough guy" image because it's not even within the realm of possibility for someone of my size/strength.
I say a lot of random shit while we play and it's usually pretty funny and meant to be taken with a grain of salt.
-John/W.N.
Weekend Nachos dude has nothing to say about calling the crowd "pussies" besides "I say a lot of random shit while we play and it's usually pretty funny"? + getting butthurt over someone on the internet not liking them = will continue to not listen to this band
John of Weekend Nachos just further proved what a goddamn joke him and his band are. Isn't that guy in Harm's Way as well? Another band that totally fucking sucks!
It must suck to constantly poor all of your life and energy into terrible things that only 13 year olds appreciate.
I haven't kept up with Harms Way, but their first 7" is neat and their 2nd 7" rules!
-Adam
eunuch still playing their last show on september 17th in allston, ma. for anyone who wants to catch that, you should!
-esteban
Weekend nachos are dog shit awful.
Good luck with your copycat In disgust band, dude.
ps definitely going to Dl this.
Thank you.
fuck shit talk on the internet. Eunuchs last show was fucking awesome.
-emilio
I know I'm waaaay late on this, but Adam just informed me of the existence of this argument.
I just wanna say that John Caution and I have been friends since the first day of college, where we lived on the same floor of the dorms. He is totally 100% sincere about everything he does, which I know quite well because we've been in multiple bands together. If you don't like his bands, fine, but don't attack him as a person.
EUNUCH <3 WEEKEND NACHOS
Liz Panella/Eunuch
LIZ GET OFF THE INTERNET
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